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Blague

1  noun  ˈbläg, -ȧg   plural -s
: HUMBUG, CLAPTRAP, RAILLERY
2  intransitive verb   -ed/-ing/-s
: to talk pretentiously and usually inaccurately : lie boastfully

No Show, but the Force is still with you

NO PHOOLE & THE GANG SHOW Friday 9 May 2025, sorry to say! Work and life and recovery make it impossible this week.

An old-fashioned television test pattern with the Phoole jester hat logo and the text “No Show This Week” across it.
An old-fashioned television test pattern with the Phoole jester hat logo and the text “No Show This Week” across it.

Please love past shows at https://phoole.com/rewind, listen to just the music at https://phoole.com/musiconly, catch up on Blague posts at https://phoole.com/blague, and chat with the Phooliverse any time in the Discord (your invite is at https://phoole.com/discord) until we’re back in the PhooleOut Shelter again.


Stay On Target All Thing

Our MOS WAUKEE show last week was a lot of laughs, rebellious feelings and good times in the Outer Rim!


Phooligans demanded that the intro segment, including the opening titles, the famous Star-Wars-Movie-style crawl text, and my recitation of the crawl text aloud be cut into a short video that you can enjoy whenever you need a peptalk-across-the-parsecs - download and hoard if you like!

The opening sequence to Phoole and the Gang show number 508, including tributes to the animated Disney Plus Star Wars program introduction, the classic Star Wars film opening titles and exposition crawler text containing Nemik's Manifesto from ANDOR Season 1 Episode 12, "Rix Road," and a recitation of Nemik's Manifesto over Celldweller's "Imperial March" darkwave instrumental while the Death Star plans are displayed, showing the battle station's fatal flaw.

You can re-watch the whole show here.


If you have de-googled and prefer a different video viewer, join the Phoole Patreon Platoon (you can even join for free) and watch it here.


Or listen back to the complete show:





You can also listen back to just the music and name drops, without the talking parts!


We're also a PODCAST. Did you know?


Thank you to everyone who tuned in and gave us more Non-Threatening Darths to add to our list! DARTH RITIS is still my favorite, but I love Darth-a-Roni, Darth Arrhea (yikes LOL) and of course DARTH KOMMISSAR! CHA! CHA!


Thank you to Winni4U for memorializing this very-fun show through snapping apt captures! Here are just a few of them!


A moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." The plan for the Death Star trench from the data tapes stolen from Scarif by the Rebels is displayed on the main part of the screen in the style of a Star Wars craft's viewscreen; inset is a feed of Phoole live in the PhooleOut Shelter. The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window is in the background, and Uncle Fweddy wears a Rebel X-Wing fighter pilot's helmet. BB-8 and L0-LA59 are near Uncle Fweddy, who is just a skeleton. Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.
A moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." The plan for the Death Star trench from the data tapes stolen from Scarif by the Rebels is displayed on the main part of the screen in the style of a Star Wars craft's viewscreen; inset is a feed of Phoole live in the PhooleOut Shelter. The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window is in the background, and Uncle Fweddy wears a Rebel X-Wing fighter pilot's helmet. BB-8 and L0-LA59 are near Uncle Fweddy, who is just a skeleton. Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.
A moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." Inset is a video of Lego starfighters blowing each other up. Phoole and Angelo the Cat are displayed from various angles in the PhooleOut Shelter. The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window is in the background, Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.
A moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." Inset is a video of Lego starfighters blowing each other up. Phoole and Angelo the Cat are displayed from various angles in the PhooleOut Shelter. The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window is in the background, Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.
Tiffany puts in an appearance in a moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window and Babu Frik are in the background, Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.
Tiffany puts in an appearance in a moment from Phoole and the Gang Star Wars Show 508, "Mos Waukee." The Phoole and the Gang sign is in Aurebesh, a Death Star window and Babu Frik are in the background, Phoole's outfit is a galaxy-bounding tribute to Rebel X-wing fighter pilots, and her reading glasses are peak 1977 style.

Cassian namechecks my book


Devoted Phooligans who nabbed a copy of my book MAKE IT WORTH IT before I unpublished it from Amazon a few months ago AND who are watching ANDOR Season 2 as it's released, I am now writing directly and personally to you!


Were you flipped out by Cassian saying my book title at a crucial moment in Episode 9, "Welcome to the Rebellion"? ME TOO. We stopped crying to cheer, and then cry harder!


I was going to just bury that book. It has some toxic positivity in it that I want to put as far behind me as possible. But maybe I will just write a new version of it. MAKE IT WORTH IT: COLLAPSE EDITION, or CATACLYSM EDITION, or APOCALYPSE EDITION, or something.


Thank You for Joining


Thank you for joining this site and being here and reading this! I hope to get back into weekly Phoole & the Gang shows again soon. Thank you!

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