Bunker Inspection!

☢️ 💣 It's time for our regularly-scheduled (and not hastily-and-suddenly-scrambled-for-because-the-peasants-are-revolting) review of what’s in the PhooleOut Shelter.

A PhooleOut Shelter sign hangs in a dark subterranean bunker. The fuchsia Phoole and the Gang flag logo floats to the left of the sign, with the text BUNKER INSPECTION stenciled in white paint on the right side.

⚠️ 🧨 What will we inspect in our Funk Bunker? It’s up to YOU!

💣 ☣️ Friday, 30 May 2025, 6pm Central US time at slipmat.io/phoole, mixcloud.com/live/phoole and twitch.tv/phoole!

Slipmat guide! phoole.com/slipmat

Rewind past shows at phoole.com/rewind

At the end of May, way back in the year 2020, protestors outside the White House frightened our president so badly that he hid in an underground bunker, which he subsequently insisted he had just been (suddenly and forcefully) "inspecting."

So, since then, we commemorate this farce with a Bunker Inspection show at the end of May most years, if we can stand it, and this year, I kind of need it, honestly.

Hey, what happened with that active shooter situation?

Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.

I'm too angry about it.

Suffice to say learning about hypernormalization (or hypernormalisation, depending on where you are) will fill in some blanks for you while I pointedly don't talk about it.

It can further suffice to say that while it's almost illegal in the US for civilians to buy body armor, you can make some (not amazing but mildly-serviceable) body armor at home out of old clothes, aluminum beverage cans, and duct tape! FuN cRaFt PrOjEcT tImE

Real life right now...

...is a lot! It's a LOT.

Thank you for being in the Phooliverse, even when I'm not making or doing anything for anyone but my family and myself.

Let's meet up virtually underground this Friday and IMMANENTIZE SOME ESCHATONES!