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1  noun  ˈbläg, -ȧg   plural -s
2  intransitive verb   -ed/-ing/-s
: to talk pretentiously and usually inaccurately : lie boastfully

Buy-Nothing Baconmas!

🚫🛍️ It's Buy Nothing Day! Stay home, stay safe, don't shop, and instead, get ready to stay home, tune in and Phoole out later tonight!

🎅🏽🥓 It's also Baconmas - the Phooliverse holiday celebrating the moment in the photo below - the moment Tiffany and I found Santa Bacon in a claw machine in a grocery store. Baconmas heralds the official beginning of the Phooletide season in the calendar of the Phoole Year, and reminds us to welcome random, bizarre, amusing and non-threatening entities into our worlds when they appear by chance.

Santa Bacon, a stuffed toy in the shape of a piece of bacon with eyes, a moustache, tiny black arms and legs, and a festive Santa Claus hat, sitting in a grocery-store shopping cart child seat moments after being won from an arcade claw machine.

Pete Howard, the Urban Love Ulcer, returns to the digital airwaves tonight after being off the air for too many weeks! HE'S BAAAAAAACK! He will be live at 4:00 p.m. Central US time (or 10:00 p.m. UK time) at, and, and I will be chatting with you in his chatrooms, mainly at Slipmat, while I frantically prepare to go live for Phoole & the Gang.

Tonight's Phoole & the Gang will be a little Buy Nothing Day, a little Baconmas, and a little bit about religion, of all forbidden themes, because Baconmas is one of my favorite made-up holidays - and, Phooligan, all holidays are made up. It's all made-up!

As mostly-usual we are live tonight at 6:00 p.m. Central US time (midnight UK time - #StayUpAllThing) at, and - if you check out the Urban Love Ulcer's Rock-'n'-Roll Show before Phoole & the Gang at Slipmat, he sends his crowd directly into my show at the end of his show, so you can be assured of a continuous evening of music fun with friends around the world!

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